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Here’s Why You’re a Shitty Human
The Snooze Button
The morning alarm is your enemy and your bed is a magnet. The fight between you and the snooze button is insane, but let’s be honest, the snooze button always wins. We appreciate your dedication to getting the rest you so desperately need, as you’ve perfected the skill of sleeping through life’s alarms.
Cooking?
You’ve become a microwave dinner “chef” and your cooking abilities are restricted to a few buttons. The smoke alarm may complain now and again, but you’ve learnt to ignore her. Who needs a home-cooked dinner when an edible plastic yummy dinner can be created in two minutes?
Procrastination Princess
Why do something today, that you can do tomorrow? Deadlines are only guidelines and you thrive under the stress of last-minute-ness. Your ability to cram an entire week’s worth of work into one caffeine-fueled night is nothing short of amazing.
Inbox Clutter
Emails, texts and notifications! The unread count may be in the hundreds, but you’ve welcomed it with open arms. Your thought process is “I’ll get to it eventually”.
Ok, maybe you’re not a shitty person, you’re just human.
Consider this a love letter to yourself, i’m calling you out not to criticise, but to appreciate the differences that make you unique.
Life is too short for perfection.
